Just to let you all know I'm opening a new online poker site. It's called Uraretardtocluckherepoker.com. It should be great. Lots of free rolls, first deposit bonuses, in fact if you show me a copy of a pokerstars banned yourself e-mail you get an extra bonus!!!

Tonnes of tournaments and high stakes cash games. Matt Damon, Stu unger, and Kenny Rogers have already signed on.

Check it out!!

Legal disclaimer: please be advised all monies deposited to the site are no longer yours, the software is completely under my control and unregulated, and just because players never talk in chat does not mean they are bots/house players.