1. 10 November 1775: I was born in a bomb crater. My mother was an M40 and my father was the Devil. Each moment that I live is an additional threat upon your life. I eat concertina, piss napalm, and I can shoot a round through a flea’s ass at 1000 meters. I am a rough looking, roving soldier of the sea. I am cocky, self-centered, overbearing, and do not know the meaning of fear, for I am fear itself. I am a green amphibious monster, made of blood and guts, who arose from the sea, I travel the globe, festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go for the love of Mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie. I’m a grunt. I’m the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little son of a bitch that’s kept wolf away from the door for over 240 years. I’m a United States Marine, we look like soldiers, talk like sailors, and slap the shit out of both of them. We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy. And on the 7th Day, when God rested, we overran His perimeter, stole the globe, and we’ve been running the show ever since. Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God. Semper Fi

    Happy Birthday Heathens!
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  2. That is fucking awesome
     
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  3. Oh he.. no shade wanta, profit, or Hacker . Xoxo
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  4. Happy birthday devil.
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  5. Marines are def a class of their own. Happy Birthday Devil Dogs.
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  6. Gettin' the dark meat tonight?
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  7. Respect.
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  8. Ya but fuck the VA for not allowing vetzz to smoke the ganja. If that machine gunna in Cali had been allowed to blaze, he wouldn’t have taken out his anger on country music fans.

    I think the military is afraid that if soldiers are allowed to smoke, they’ll no longer want to kill. They are also concerned that somebody will get left behind due to short term memory loss
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  9. much love you magnificent Dogs!
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  10. I just drank a cold one fo ya you marine MF tobasco sauce in ur eyez hardcore gangsta sand nigga killin beast

    Semper Fi Never Die! Shoot em where it hurtzz
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  11. seems like there is a really high level of homosexuality in the marines.
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    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    seems like there is a really high level of homosexuality in the marines.

    I thought that was tha Navy?

    Thank u for ur service KK! I fuckin salute you young man fo putting ur ass on tha line like dat!
    Edited By: slizza420 1 Week Ago at 09:10 PM
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  13.  
    Originally Posted by slizza420 View Post

    I thought that was tha Navy?

    Thank u for ur service KK!


    I pay taxes, therefore the military is my employee.

    aka, you're my bitch, and you're welcome
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    Originally Posted by kellykip View Post

    I pay taxes, therefore the military is my employee.

    aka, you're my bitch, and you're welcome

    Maaaaan you think the military would even accept a stoner like me?! Pffft

    You crazy if u think I’d ever join dat gang.

    In all seriousness tho I gotzz nothing but respect for those who serve I frequently go on a giant military base for work
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  15. yeah same. the fact that the marines are really into gay stuff was an observation, not an attack.
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  16. We are try sexuals
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  17. Weren’t you a Marine WAR?
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  18. why did i click that? i knew what i was getting in to.
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  19. Awesome! Happy birthday to you magnificent vile bastards
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    Originally Posted by XXEDPXX View Post

    Weren’t you a Marine WAR?


    He is,

    in a world.

    of shit
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  21. The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

    but happy bday as well
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  22. shaved my coin purse yesterday.

    on a side note, one of my sons brought a travelling Marine here tonight asking if he could stay. of course! he is bunked up in the other living room on his own sleeping bag. he has a e-tool in his trunk. take that as you will but that's a Marine! he is vietnamese btw. you are welcome in my home Sir!
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  23.  
    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    shaved my coin purse yesterday.

    on a side note, one of my sons brought a travelling Marine here tonight asking if he could stay. of course! he is bunked up in the other living room on his own sleeping bag. he has a e-tool in his trunk. take that as you will but that's a Marine! he is vietnamese btw. you are welcome in my home Sir!

    Not sure how you guys take the plunge and even put a razor near those physics defying plums. Close enough is good enough, dont need silky balls.
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    Originally Posted by elendil View Post

    Not sure how you guys take the plunge and even put a razor near those physics defying plums. Close enough is good enough, dont need silky balls.


    don't get it twisted, Nasty uses a lawnmower, he's just too shy to admit it. I can't speak for his ladies but for what I can tell she uses a steamroller. #Old#DGAF
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  25. nah. i like my bitches like i like my hamburgers. hairy, meaty and a little bloody in the middle.
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    Originally Posted by nastysmell View Post

    nah. i like my bitches like i like my hamburgers. hairy, meaty and a little bloody in the middle.

    keep your hair out of my burger please. That isn’t right man.
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