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the summer before i started college i was guest playing with a Kansas City team in soccer up in Minnesota in a big tourney they have every year called the USA Cup. To save money we slept at some random mid to late 20's couples house. No idea how they worked it out. But we didnt know them at all. Well anyway we got into their shit and found a porno. Finding the G Spot. It was like half porno, half instructional video. Kind of cool. One day I was snooping around the dudes garage and I found his weed stash. All the Kansas City kids I was with were pussies. I brought weed myself but none of them would smoke. They were afraid. I'd get high and they'd be all annoying. I wish I had never told them I had some. I figured at least one would smoke with me. But they were scared of the weed. When I'd come back from smoking they'd all be like are you high? blah blah blah. Like WTF? how old are you guys? They might as well have been like 13. One day they had all left to go eat or do something weak. It was just me and the dude who owned the house. I was like lets smoke. He was like what? played dumb for like all of three seconds. I was like dude, I know you smoke. He got me shwagged out. Some dirty Minnesota Shwag. It was alright though. He was cooler than any of the Kansas City kids. Dont know what my point in telling this story is. Sorry for wasting your time.

you forgot the part where you bang his wife...or dog

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OT, HELPPP!

 

I had a great late 2011 in the romance dep't, broke up with my gf in the spring, spent a lot of time in the gym geting in summer shape. Was sort of a manwhore through the whole summer/fall but I wasnt the smartest guy with some of those girls and now I have these warts on my cawk. Like 3 of them on the base of the shaft. I went to the dr and he said they were genital warts and I have to get them frozen off or see a dermatologist. The problem is, I dont have insurance and I dont have much money to put towards this. I did some online reseacrh because I know they selll regular wart removers over the counter but they say not to use for genital warts.

 

I found some online only products that claim to work but after doing some research it seems like they are scams and people say they dont work, and they cost like $20-$80 each. I read some other home remedies but I am scared they will burn or scar my dick. Does anyone in ot know an effective and cheap over the counter treatment for this shit? PLZ I am humiliated!

get The Wartabater an electronic treatment for warts

Disclaimer: I've never used this for genital warts.

However I did have 3 large plantars warts on my foot and 3 other normal warts on my hand that it got rid of in 3 weeks. I tried atleast 4 other over the counter treatments on my other warts with no long term success, they would come back in like a month but with the wartabater they've been gone for well over a year now.

sounds absurd but trust me it works on them so I'm convinced it will work on your cock warts. glglgl

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About 4-5 years ago I was at a casino with some buddies grinding small stakes nl. Apparently I had eaten something that didn't agree with my stomach, but i figured it was no big deal and just some stomach pains. After a few hours of playing, I hit the bathroom to piss. As I'm pissing, I feel a fart bubbling up and I let loose. Alas, it was a shart. I was 2 hours from home and had no idea wtf to do with shit in my underwear.

 

I go to a stall and try cleaning it up with TP but that pair of boxer briefs were fucked and had reached the point of no return. I've never gone commando and luckily the jeans I was wearing didn't sag too much so i was fine with ditching the god forsaken undies. I didn't want to clog the toilet flushing them or bring them out to the trash can cuz there were ppl in the bathroom so i just completed my shit in the toilet and left the underwear on top. Poor janitors...

 

However, that's not the worst part. Apparently my body was traumatized by this experience, and now its like my body doesn't trust my asshole anymore. My farting has decreased so much since that day and I'm only able to fart when I'm 100% sure it's just gas. It sucks. I'm starting to let loose a little more naturally now but i fear it will never be the same.

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I have dreams where I fellate myself. I never finish though. The disturbing thing is I have these dreams more frequently then dreams with a woman (I've never had a gay dream, in case your mind is going there).

Around 14-15 I actually could successfully get my dick in my mouth. It required months of stretching and effort but I eventually got there. The only problem was I was so contorted that my airflow became quite limited so finishing, like in my dreams now, became near impossible. It still didn't stop me from trying to get to that weird pervy promised land over and over again for about a year. Eventually I got too fat and it was once again a physical impossibility. Probably for the best.

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About 4-5 years ago I was at a casino with some buddies grinding small stakes nl. Apparently I had eaten something that didn't agree with my stomach, but i figured it was no big deal and just some stomach pains. After a few hours of playing, I hit the bathroom to piss. As I'm pissing, I feel a fart bubbling up and I let loose. Alas, it was a shart. I was 2 hours from home and had no idea wtf to do with shit in my underwear.

 

I go to a stall and try cleaning it up with TP but that pair of boxer briefs were fucked and had reached the point of no return. I've never gone commando and luckily the jeans I was wearing didn't sag too much so i was fine with ditching the god forsaken undies. I didn't want to clog the toilet flushing them or bring them out to the trash can cuz there were ppl in the bathroom so i just completed my shit in the toilet and left the underwear on top. Poor janitors...

 

However, that's not the worst part. Apparently my body was traumatized by this experience, and now its like my body doesn't trust my asshole anymore. My farting has decreased so much since that day and I'm only able to fart when I'm 100% sure it's just gas. It sucks. I'm starting to let loose a little more naturally now but i fear it will never be the same.

Confession for a shart... GFY

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I'm a TERRIBLE person. Today was valentines day and me and my significant other went to a restaurant. (olive garden if you must know, it was her idea, dont flame me) We each bring home left overs. Well tonight as she is leaving i know she will forget about her left overs. I think left overs are the best part of the meal and get greedy. I think about reminding her but I don't, so I can eat them. This makes me a terrible person ESPECIALLY on valentines day, lol.

 

Does OT think I should tell her and save them for her, tell her and eat them, or not tell her and eat them? Im feeling kind of guilty, lol.

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I'm a TERRIBLE person. Today was valentines day and me and my significant other went to a restaurant. (olive garden if you must know, it was her idea, dont flame me) We each bring home left overs. Well tonight as she is leaving i know she will forget about her left overs. I think left overs are the best part of the meal and get greedy. I think about reminding her but I don't, so I can eat them. This makes me a terrible person ESPECIALLY on valentines day, lol.

 

Does OT think I should tell her and save them for her, tell her and eat them, or not tell her and eat them? Im feeling kind of guilty, lol.

if you weren't fucking your cousin at time it should have gone in this thread:

http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/not-quite-threadworthy-ots-dumping-ground-february-2012-a-657942/

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一共10个包(数据是全行业的,按照行业分好类,并且可以按照关键词提取出来的):

1,2011秋季+春季广交会买家现场询盘数据库新鲜出炉,超级新鲜买家,新鲜数据,容易成单!

2,购买后可以免费更新2012春季广交会+2012秋季广交会买家数据。太超值了。

3,2012最新全球展会现场买家库(与贸发同步),共46万条数据。 (按照行业分类)

4,2010年,2009年,2008年 春季+秋季广交会买家名录,103 104 105 106 107 108 共六届 共120.6万数据。

5,48.68万条最新买家询盘,都带有Email,最有价值的询盘。

6,2011最新 B2B英文国际站60万带联络方式询盘 最有价值询盘之一.

7,2010海关提单piers版1000万数据.

8,2011年到香港采购的国外客人名录(香港贸发局提供),超级重要的买家。

9,2011年新增加的-美国B2B thomasnet 采购商名单。

10,群发软件安装与部署服务。

 

这些全有,共1280万 数据。

 

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

 

诚信为本,可以走淘宝交易,收货验证后再付款, 这是对您最好的保障了。

 

广交会买家按产品类别分类,分为以下几类:

1 办公设备

2 编织及藤铁工艺品

3 玻璃

4 餐厨用具

5 车辆

6 大型机械及设备

7 电子电气

8 电子消费品

9 纺织

10 服装

11 个人护理

12 工程机械

13 工具

14 化工

15 计算机及通讯

16 家居用品

17 家居装饰

18 家具

19 家用电器

20 建筑及装饰材料

21 节日用品

22 礼品及赠品

23 摩托车

24 汽车配件

25 食品

26 陶瓷

27 铁石

28 玩具

29 卫浴

30 五金

31 小型机械

32 鞋

33 休闲用品

34 医疗

35 浴室产品

36 园林

37 照明产品

38 钟表眼镜

39 自行车

40 包

 

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

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pretty amazing how quickly email addresses get spam when never used for commerical purposes
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一共10个包(数据是全行业的,按照行业分好类,并且可以按照关键词提取出来的):

1,2011秋季+春季广交会买家现场询盘数据库新鲜出炉,超级新鲜买家,新鲜数据,容易成单!

2,购买后可以免费更新2012春季广交会+2012秋季广交会买家数据。太超值了。

3,2012最新全球展会现场买家库(与贸发同步),共46万条数据。 (按照行业分类)

4,2010年,2009年,2008年 春季+秋季广交会买家名录,103 104 105 106 107 108 共六届 共120.6万数据。

5,48.68万条最新买家询盘,都带有Email,最有价值的询盘。

6,2011最新 B2B英文国际站60万带联络方式询盘 最有价值询盘之一.

7,2010海关提单piers版1000万数据.

8,2011年到香港采购的国外客人名录(香港贸发局提供),超级重要的买家。

9,2011年新增加的-美国B2B thomasnet 采购商名单。

10,群发软件安装与部署服务。

 

这些全有,共1280万 数据。

 

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

 

诚信为本,可以走淘宝交易,收货验证后再付款, 这是对您最好的保障了。

 

广交会买家按产品类别分类,分为以下几类:

1 办公设备

2 编织及藤铁工艺品

3 玻璃

4 餐厨用具

5 车辆

6 大型机械及设备

7 电子电气

8 电子消费品

9 纺织

10 服装

11 个人护理

12 工程机械

13 工具

14 化工

15 计算机及通讯

16 家居用品

17 家居装饰

18 家具

19 家用电器

20 建筑及装饰材料

21 节日用品

22 礼品及赠品

23 摩托车

24 汽车配件

25 食品

26 陶瓷

27 铁石

28 玩具

29 卫浴

30 五金

31 小型机械

32 鞋

33 休闲用品

34 医疗

35 浴室产品

36 园林

37 照明产品

38 钟表眼镜

39 自行车

40 包

 

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

I had my wife translate this. Apparently that Chinese guy you got fucked by tested positive for HIV. You might wanna get checked out

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一共10个包(数据是全行业的,按照行业分好类,并且可以按照关键词提取出来的):

1,2011秋季+春季广交会买家现场询盘数据库新鲜出炉,超级新鲜买家,新鲜数据,容易成单!

2,购买后可以免费更新2012春季广交会+2012秋季广交会买家数据。太超值了。

3,2012最新全球展会现场买家库(与贸发同步),共46万条数据。 (按照行业分类)

4,2010年,2009年,2008年 春季+秋季广交会买家名录,103 104 105 106 107 108 共六届 共120.6万数据。

5,48.68万条最新买家询盘,都带有Email,最有价值的询盘。

6,2011最新 B2B英文国际站60万带联络方式询盘 最有价值询盘之一.

7,2010海关提单piers版1000万数据.

8,2011年到香港采购的国外客人名录(香港贸发局提供),超级重要的买家。

9,2011年新增加的-美国B2B thomasnet 采购商名单。

10,群发软件安装与部署服务。

 

这些全有,共1280万 数据。

 

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

要的抓紧联系QQ: 1330609072 或者立即回复邮箱: 1330609072@qq.com

 

诚信为本,可以走淘宝交易,收货验证后再付款, 这是对您最好的保障了。

 

广交会买家按产品类别分类,分为以下几类:

1 办公设备

2 编织及藤铁工艺品

3 玻璃

4 餐厨用具

5 车辆

6 大型机械及设备

7 电子电气

8 电子消费品

9 纺织

10 服装

11 个人护理

12 工程机械

13 工具

14 化工

15 计算机及通讯

16 家居用品

17 家居装饰

18 家具

19 家用电器

20 建筑及装饰材料

21 节日用品

22 礼品及赠品

23 摩托车

24 汽车配件

25 食品

26 陶瓷

27 铁石

28 玩具

29 卫浴

30 五金

31 小型机械

32 鞋

33 休闲用品

34 医疗

35 浴室产品

36 园林

37 照明产品

38 钟表眼镜

39 自行车

40 包

 

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

保证每天都有买家回复。

A total of 10 packets (data industry-wide, in accordance with industry good class, and can be extracted according to key words):

Canton Fair buyer scene Inquiry database 1,2011 autumn + spring freshly baked, super fresh buyers, fresh data, and easily into a single

2, after purchase can be a free update to the 2012 Spring Fair +2012 Autumn Fair buyer data. Value.

3,2012 global exhibition scene buyer database (synchronous) and UNCTAD, a total of 460 000 data. (According to industry classification)

4, 2010 years, 2009 and the spring of 2008 + autumn Canton Fair buyer directory, 103 104,105,106,107,108 sixth data of a total of 1.206 million.

The of 5,48.68 Million latest buyer inquiries, all with email, the most valuable inquiry.

6,2011 B2B English international station 600 000 with a contact inquiry to one of the most valuable inquiry.

7,2010 Customs bill of lading piers 10 million data.

8,2011 procurement List of foreign guests to Hong Kong (HKTDC provided), super-important buyers.

9,2011 new - B2B thomasnet procurement List.

10, mass software installation and deployment services.

These have a total of 12.8 million data.

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1 office equipment

2 Weaving, Rattan and Iron Arts

Three glass

Kitchenware

5 vehicles

Six large-scale machinery and equipment

7 Electrical and Electronic

8 Consumer Electronics

9 textile

10 clothing

11 Personal Care

12 Construction Machinery

13 tools

14 Chemical

15 computer and communications

16 household goods

17 home decoration

18 furniture

19 household appliances

20 Building and Decoration Materials

21 holiday items

22 Gifts and Premium

23 motorcycle

24 Auto Parts

25 Food

26 ceramic

27 stone

28 toys

29 bathroom

30 Hardware

31 small machinery

32 shoes

33 leisure goods

34 medical

35 bathroom products

36 garden

37 lighting products

38 watch glasses

39 bicycle

40 pack

To ensure that every day, buyers reply.

To ensure that every day, buyers reply.

To ensure that every day, buyers reply.

To ensure that every day, buyers reply.

To ensure that every day, buyers reply.

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