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RaidenRadio    0

Fuck this show. FFFFFFFFFUCK IT!!!

I hate it. I HATE IT SO GODDAMN MUCH!!!

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Look at the bald guy on the end. He looks that pissed off and serious ALL THE TIME.

The judges just sit there looking pissed off at people cooking for them. They look pissed off and talk shit while they're cooking. Then look SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO serious and angry while they're eating. Then they say shitty things to them about their food.

THIS ISN'T FUN TO WATCH! IT'S JUST FUCKING FOOD!!

Does anyone remember Iron Chef? The original Iron Chef in Japan? Remember how fun the atmosphere was? The stands were filled with people cheering. The judges were smiling all the time. The "Chairman" was serious but still really fun.

America decided to take that idea, strip it of anything light-hearted and fun and make it serious and dark.

Kinda like Kirby.

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Chopped just pisses me off so hard where are they having this competition anyway? It seriously feels like the movie Saw.

Yeah Saw they kidnapped these fuckers and now they're making them compete in an abandoned prison kitchen while 3 smarmy fucks glare at them disapprovingly.

Make it fun. MAKE IT FUN IT'S JUST FUCKING FOOD!!

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The wife watches Chopped...which pretty much means that I watch Chopped too. I saw that middle judge on another show. She has a very fat ass. (nothing wrong wit dat, just never knew because I always saw her sitting down on Chopped.)

The dessert round tilts me because it doesn't even matter if you win or lose.

Yeah, the judges are rough, that being said tho, I don't need to hear everyone's sob story about how they NEED the money. I'm just like "Yeah, I kind of have my own problems right now dude."

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supra1988t    0

Ya, how dare those judges be critical in a one day competition for $10k between what are supposed to be some of the top chefs in the country. Don't they realize that someone's feelings might get hurt?

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RaidenRadio    0

Ya, how dare those judges be critical in a one day competition for $10k between what are supposed to be some of the top chefs in the country. Don't they realize that someone's feelings might get hurt?

I'm not talking hurting people's feelings I'm talking about it from a viewer perspective. It's dark. Why is it dark it's about cooking.

Ever watch SVU? Ever notice that your average episode there are zero smiles on anyone's faces? That's because the show is about rape, murder, and child molestation. The music is dark, no one smiles or seems happy. Now imagine if SVU was still about rape, murder, and child molestation but all the music was upbeat and happy and everyone was smiling and laughing and having a good time.

That's how I see Chopped.

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tmac456    0

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I've seen countless episodes of Chopped and numerous times the judges have smiled and cried over some of the chef's sob stories about money and their mom/dad/whothefuckever.

Not saying the show is good, but it is what it is: entertainment from chefs trying to put together a dish from a basket of mindfuck ingredients.

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thereraise    25

i dont mind it, certainly better than cupcake wars or sweet genius.

^this

compared to a lot of the shit on food netowrk, chopped is a solid show

and yes, alex guarnaschelli has a real fatt ass

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supra1988t    0

I'm not talking hurting people's feelings I'm talking about it from a viewer perspective. It's dark. Why is it dark it's about cooking.

Ever watch SVU? Ever notice that your average episode there are zero smiles on anyone's faces? That's because the show is about rape, murder, and child molestation. The music is dark, no one smiles or seems happy. Now imagine if SVU was still about rape, murder, and child molestation but all the music was upbeat and happy and everyone was smiling and laughing and having a good time.

That's how I see Chopped.

So a grueling, timed cooking competition with surprise ingredients and money on the line isn't upbeat enough for you. Gotcha.

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I disagree that they are always pissed... only times i really see them upset is when they are fed something burnt or undercooked or when a contestant flat out lies to their faces. other than that they just critically judge.

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TMLMS13    108

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best cooking show on TV, even though it is getting kind of old

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chs3rd    0

i dont mind it, certainly better than cupcake wars or sweet genius.

Yeah I watch Food Network all the time, big deal, wanna fight about it?

How dare you talk about cupcake wars.

I hated it also until I saw this young thing below and her assistant, then I was all bfactor about the show.

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I mentioned this long ago in another thread but my wife watches food network for 5 hours a day but never cooks, it's the reason I'll never let her watch porn.

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Milo    0

You know how I know that civilization is circling the bowl? Reality TV. It would be fine if there were actually any, you know, REALITY in it anymore . . . but, after Season 1 of Survivor, none of it is "real". And, I even have my doubts about Hatch . . .

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