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  1. I understand Viktor Blom is a sicko and owns souls, but if I remember correctly he was down like 5 million on ftp at one time. Does he play with his own money? It seems like he can just lose millions and bounce back, but if you play every hand that's bound to happen, and where can you really go once you're down that much money anyways.
  2. hahaha such a great thing to read before going out drinking
  3. Oh man, my first stinker was my first finger. I fingered this chick and really had a bad introduction to vagina. Once the hand was pulled out and she wanted to do more I literally started gagging and ran to the bathroom. She didn't know what was going on and asked if I needed help and I told her to leave and that I was feeling really sick.
  4. Arrested development. Celebrity death match was amazing.
  5. I played a couple of the borgata events in September and ran horribly. Cashed in one small 100$ and won it for like 4k. Thats my only live cash. Hope to bink something hard for the november open!
  6. Growing up my parents told me that I was born in 1988. So obviously I believed my parents and went through school a little shorter, weaker, smaller and less developed than everyone else, so I thought I was just a late bloomer. I found out through my sister that they were lying to me the whole time and I was actually born in 1990. I was so enraged I decided to be a reporter for a band and toured all around the country with them. I met this curly haired blonde girl who was amazing! She was a groupie, but I convinced her of leaving and doing something else.
  7. They just have big enough bankrolls to sustain big downswings so you never really see them go broke. they also have great BR management which you need to understand. Also they play fantastic and can run over many players, but obviously theres some luck involved in this card game.
  8. throng/hoodini/djk/gees/jmaster/jake schindler....and I'll be there some day
  9. HAHAHA. What exactly is the point of sussins him out on that sort of flop. On flop I would value or bet half pot to induce a call or raise because I doubt you are beat here. I don't really see small stakes players flat with great hands. The min is fine in the beggining. For the turn I fire out a decent size bet to look like I am trying to steal the pot and if he shoves I muck and if he calls I'd say his range is 55-99.
  10. PokerStars Game #57252091742: Tournament #405010927, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (2000/4000) - 2011/02/07 0:40:49 ET Table '405010927 84' 9-max Seat #7 is the button Seat 1: InMoney Les (208065 in chips) Seat 2: KUMIKOITO (74822 in chips) Seat 3: HustlaHux (26932 in chips) Seat 4: ankacutza (316989 in chips) Seat 5: easyelf (94106 in chips) Seat 6: jgugamelo (115134 in chips) Seat 7: Niks_NVKZ (65663 in chips) Seat 8: Lecherous (166751 in chips) Seat 9: Formulat0r (120453 in chips) InMoney Les: posts the ante 650 KUMIKOITO: posts the ante 650 HustlaHux: posts the ante 650 ankacutza: posts the ante 650 easyelf: posts the ante 650 jgugamelo: posts the ante 650 Niks_NVKZ: posts the ante 650 Lecherous: posts the ante 650 Formulat0r: posts the ante 650 Lecherous: posts small blind 2000 Formulat0r: posts big blind 4000 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Formulat0r [8d Kd] InMoney Les: folds KUMIKOITO: folds HustlaHux: folds ankacutza: calls 4000 easyelf: folds jgugamelo: folds Niks_NVKZ: folds Lecherous: calls 2000 Formulat0r: checks *** FLOP *** [8h Kh 6d] Lecherous: checks Formulat0r: checks ankacutza: checks *** TURN *** [8h Kh 6d] [9s] Lecherous: bets 8000 Formulat0r: raises 8000 to 16000 ankacutza: folds Lecherous: raises 16000 to 32000 Formulat0r: calls 16000 *** RIVER *** [8h Kh 6d 9s] [6s] Lecherous: bets 52650 Formulat0r said, "710?" Formulat0r: folds Uncalled bet (52650) returned to Lecherous Lecherous collected 81850 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 81850 | Rake 0 Board [8h Kh 6d 9s 6s] Seat 1: InMoney Les folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: KUMIKOITO folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: HustlaHux folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: ankacutza folded on the Turn Seat 5: easyelf folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: jgugamelo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: Niks_NVKZ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Lecherous (small blind) collected (81850) Seat 9: Formulat0r (big blind) folded on the River
  11. I have been running pretty fucking horrible in the past couple months, resulting in huge down swings, live and online. I guess my BR wasn't suitable for every game I played, but this is getting absurd. Do I quit poker or just wait for that nice little bink.
  12. 45ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
  13. you are so awesome bro!
  14. http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/1-689x1024.jpg

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