BRIKZ

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One of the worst players to ever hold cards, this ATM machine will hopefully wake up one day and admit that game is way above him. If you are ever lucky enough to find your self at the same table as him, call your banker bc you are about to get rich. Thank goodness online play has grown so much, bc sitting on the table with this flatulent bastard has been known to cause some people to pass out during a hand. Baths are not in his daily schedule and even his mother has to tell a little white lie when she says she loves him. His slow reaction time at the mouse has been know to piss even the saintliest of people off, bringing even a kindly old nun to wish him to hell.

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