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El Burro

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About El Burro

  • Birthday 07/01/1970



  • About Yourself
    The word "Contravan" is derived from the Latin word 'Contra', which means "popular Nintendo game from the 80s", combined with the modern English word 'van', which means "four-wheeled, enclosed vehicle utilized for the transportation of occupants of v
  • Your favorite poker sites
    32Red Poker
  • Favorite poker hand
  • Your profession
    Shaving my ass and walking backwards.
  • Favorite place to play
    In abandoned refrigerators.
  • Your hobbies
    Contravans (as pictured). Carrying coffee beans for my homeboy, Juan Valdez. Secksing in my sweet TA
  • Favorite Cash Game and Limit
    Pot limit peeing for distance.
  • Favorite Tournament Game and Limit
    Hide and go seek.

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  1. I was terrified of the possibility of no NCAAF in April, but I have come to terms with it. It's not all bad. Instead of spending a dozen consecutive Saturdays at the bar from 11am until midnight, I plan to do enjoy the autumn months outdoors. My fall Saturdays have revolved around football for so long, I think I forgot that camping, Jeeping, fishing, mountain biking, etc. are pretty good ways to enjoy a 60 degree sunny Saturday.

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