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Shrub adventures
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Dec 3rd, 2017
Shrub adventures
You're new at this, huh' I'm going to say this very loosely, in the interest of your preference that she being called a woman. This is typical behavior from a lot of "women". Edit: That doesn't even account for the fact that she for sure has some mental health issues--which is some real shit. I'm not hating, I'm just saying. I HAVE NO IDEA why, but I can't believe you didn't see this coming. We did for sure.
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Dec 3rd, 2017
***Official WSOP Thread***
Didn't know y'all was frans, I guess that's what happens when I go MIA for 3+ years. I was rooting for him so hard a couple years ago when he made that deep run. At the risk of a massive cliche he is literally one of the nicest guys that I've personally met on the live poker circuit. He was also underrated before that deep main run. Had a bunch of close calls IIRC, but kept workin at his game, got better at his flips obv, and crushed... also crushed cash pretty regularly at Borgata when I was in touch with him. Hope he wins plz. PLZ.
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Jul 15th, 2017
Patriots or pizza?
Patriots... I know people love to hate on Brady, but I'll be honest. I'm a straight TB12-nut-swinger. I'm not proud it, but I'm not ashamed either. He's a pretty phenomenal human being based on the information I have, which is like ESPN/Wikipedia/IRL convos (as I write that, I make a mental note than "IRL convos" is def the least reliable of the aforementioned sources, by a lot IMO).
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Apr 23rd, 2017
$100 OT HU tourney signup. Winner goes to wsop
Fuuuuck I'm so sorry I forgot all about this and haven't read the forum in what feels like a week. The way work has been lately I'd almost surely have to get someone else to play for me anyway. Regardless, my bad for contributing to the flakiness ITT fellas. Edit: Jaybone st4ke me in some shit Bruh. Let's get some of this bread these irl live mtt idiots are leavin layin around. I heard you rich af.
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Apr 10th, 2017
Poker League Interest
Fok, Tuesday night is usually no good for me until 1030-11pm. Lemme try to change my schedule cause Id like to be in. Thx for running Wab.
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Apr 1st, 2017
$100 OT HU tourney signup. Winner goes to wsop
Would a WSOp circuit main be a reasonable substitute for someone who MAY not make it to Vegas' Is there a final decision on this' When is the money due' I got a pm.
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Mar 27th, 2017
***Official MMA Discussion 2017***
Plz tell me you're somehow talkin about Timex...
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Mar 27th, 2017
Poker League Interest
Strong poss, not a def.
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Mar 27th, 2017
$100 OT HU tourney signup. Winner goes to wsop
I feel like you just wanted to say unmitigated... I could be projecting tho. Sometimes I just wanna say unmitigated, or colloquially.
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Mar 25th, 2017
$100 OT HU tourney signup. Winner goes to wsop
In, depending on when the tourney is, sorry if I didn't read OP thoroughly... I got all excited at the prospect of playing HU vs OT lulz
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Mar 25th, 2017
emma watson leaked pictures
Ehhh, her ass is wack... that's not OT shit, that's irl shit. I don't claim to crush 10's all day erryday by any stretch, but that's a pretty "meh" ass.
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Mar 16th, 2017
emma watson leaked pictures
All this.
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Mar 16th, 2017
***Official MMA Discussion 2017***
Admittedly, I don't now enough to know why you don't like this fight. When I first saw your post, I thought I agreed, but I also though Gastelum was higher than #10 (idk why, I just did, he looked pretty fucking good the other night IMO). Silva is #7, which idk, again, I'm just now becoming a fan, but it seems to me that Gastelum > Silva, but I don't know the criteria for the rankings either. Who would you like to see both of them fight next' Or who do you think the next logical fight for both of them is'
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Mar 14th, 2017
New Michael Brown Video
FWIW, I haven't read anything on this case since about 10-15 days after he was killed. I read a bunch of different conflicting reports and it seemed to me like, if he was fighting/assaulting the cop and he got shot, WELP, can't bitch about that. If he was shot in the back, that's murder. THAT SAID, I may have misinterpreted a previous comment and/or taken something out of context--that's why I put a question mark after the first sentence of my post. If you're saying nobody said anything close to that, I'll take your word for it, and I'm glad to hear that. Surely we can agree that being a ...
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Mar 14th, 2017
New Michael Brown Video
Drug dealers deserve to be shot itt' Sweet logic... and I ain't even a libtard.
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Mar 14th, 2017
What was the happiest year of your life?
June 2010-June 2011 Won like $400k. No debt, my own place, a couple 7-9 gf's(OT 4's)--life was decent. All downhill since then lolz.
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Mar 14th, 2017
***Official MMA Discussion 2017***
Ya thanks, that sounds about right. I may check it out. I can watch a fair amount of shit on YouTube, but there is usually some clown ass background music, or they'll do the whole intro and when the fight starts it goes to video game footage--that shit pisses me off lol.
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Mar 14th, 2017
Winter Storm Stella
Basically the same as Stopper, big fuckin joke. The roads have a thin layer of slush on them, the ground has MAYBE 2-3" of this heavy ass wet snow, but nothing serious. People be actin like bitches. Saw multiple FB posts last night of people in grocery stores where literally whole aisles had empty shelves. Pussy ass pussies.
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Mar 14th, 2017
***Official MMA Discussion 2017***
Does anyone ITT pay the $10/month for the UFC Fight Pass' Everything I'm reading says it doesn't include much live shit (no PPV or fight night until 30 days later). So basically it's a bunch of On Demand and some prelims' Is it worth it'
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Mar 13th, 2017
Winter Storm Stella
Hearing everything from 3" to 20" here in Bmore... no idea what to expect.
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Mar 13th, 2017
***Official Snowflakes Thread (Warning, May Trigger the Triggered)***
I absolutely REFUSE to believe that shit is real. She's clearly joking. She must be.
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Mar 13th, 2017
***Official Snowflakes Thread (Warning, May Trigger the Triggered)***
Omg... 5 years ago everyone was turning into a fucking huge pussy and I legit thought(hoped'') it would swing back in the other direction. THIS IS FUCKIN NUTS, all the SJW and EVERYONE being offended by EVERYTHING... ugh wtf!! Not only did it not "swing back" like I had hoped, the triggeredness seems to be getting exponentially worse. CANT GET AWAY FROM THIS SHIT. It makes me fuckin angry. Like how fucking blessed is your life that you have the time/energy to not only pay attention to this shit, but actually take the time to go express your "outrage" on twitter or FB, or spend hours and ...
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Mar 12th, 2017
And so it begins: Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor
Exactly.
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Mar 12th, 2017
And so it begins: Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor
Dana said Ferguson was more devastated then any fighter he's ever seen when he found out Khabib was out. So obv turn around and offer him half the money lol. Gotta be frustrating dealing with him if you're anyone but Conor. I understand it's a business, but it's like he legit doesn't care about his guys... woteva
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Mar 12th, 2017
And so it begins: Floyd Mayweather v Conor McGregor
Lol @ Conor getting 50m in UFC, nah. 20m, sure, I could totally see that he happening--not 50m tho. Also, i have only REALLY started to become a serious fan in the last 2-3 months, but I don't understand the "real fighter" argument w/ respect to Conor. I mean, a lot of respected MMA heads w/ experience/knowledge predicted he would: a) get beat worse in the 2nd Diaz bout and b) that he was outclassed by Alvarez. We know he beat Nate the 2nd time (barely, sure, but he won, and he looked pretty fuckin good doing it) and he absolutely TOASTED Alvarez, I mean it didn't even look like he ...
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Mar 12th, 2017
Letter to President Trump
Wait, so the wall will only cost an estimated $15B' That seems low to me... like, way low.
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Mar 11th, 2017
We get it.... you're an adult
Bruh. When I was playing poker for a living i had my first place to myself and was initially worried about boredom and loneliness like you suggested, but I FUCKING LOVEDDDDDD it! It was soooo amazing living on my own... Also, I believe you have a gf ATM, but if you become single... a) They're for some reason impressed by dudes living solo, b) something incredible about smashing on the living room couch, the kitchen table, the hallway, etc. All in all, this is a great move, you're going to love it--trust! Holler.
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Mar 9th, 2017
RIP BIG
RIP Pacs better tho \/\/
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Mar 9th, 2017
***Official MMA Discussion 2017***
I thought this was a pretty good article about Cody G... it's kinda long, but kept my interest. "How UFC's new stud got his superpower."
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Mar 8th, 2017