So I went to Harrahs in California with two of my friends. We saw Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie then proceded to have a great time. After a few hours my one friend we'll call Dan asked me where the bathroom was. He had gone to the bathroom a few times earlier but must have been too drunk to remember. I told him it was right around the corner. About a minute later I see a bunch of security guards with someone in handcuffs. I'm nosey and went over to check it out. As it turns out, Dan pissed on a slot machine. I eventually told security he was a Marine, was getting promoted in 2 days, had a wife and child, and a bunch of other stuff. He doesn't have children nor a wife but it sounded good and it worked. They then took him out of cuffs with the intention of me bringing him home right away. On the way out to the car, he decided to kick off someone's muffler. Luckily, we were out of the guards' sight who escorted us to the door. We get about 10 feet from the car when seurity came into sight. They saw him kick a car on their cameras. My friend got tackled by 4 or 5 guards a few seconds later. Once they stood him up with cuffs on once more, he squirmed away and got tackled about 20 seconds later. In the end, he spent the night in the drunk tank. Percs to being a Marine or maybe I'm just a sweet talker, who knows.
Cliffs: My friend peed in a casino on a slot machine.