timthegem

If I was Miss Piggy, you would be my Kermit. <3

who is missbecky? she sounds like a whoooore

I would, indeed, motorboat that.

like a champion i say

I caught my son wanking whilst sniffing the crotch of my wife's panties this morning. I couldn't help but think he might have done things a bit differently if he'd known that I'm a transvestite.

Why haven't you called my sister back? Jerk.

Every time I feel alone And slightly blue That's when I begin to think It's what I'd like to start to do; And though it may not be the kind of thing That's quite your cup of tea I recommend you pay attention To the little dance you're gonna see; Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon Doin' the (coo, coo) pigeon Dancing a little smidgeon of The kind of ballet Sweeps me away

You don't know how happy seeing your comment made me. :) welcome back ttg!!! <3

I just made handbabies to your name. I long to caress your big, round letters.

Meaty legs My thighs ever-so-barely rug agaynst one another when I walk. Mmmmmmmm you like that, don't you?